After only 5 days on the planet, Oscar Jackson is still trying to make sense of it all!
Why does Mummy try and keep feeding him sitting up, when he has made it pretty plain that he prefers to feed lying down!
Why does Mummy keep speaking to him in strange languages? He is having enough trouble learning English as it is, without anything else!
Why does daddy have that funny phone that keeps going 'Beep Beep' when he is trying to get to sleep?
Mummy sings to him a lullaby (which is nice) but why is it always Food Glorious Food, when all she gives him is milk!
Anyway they do seem to be getting the hang of it a bit better now and he is hoping for a good night's sleep tonight.
